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| BlueShift1 | "A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion Allowed per passenger." | | |
| BlueShift1 | If it's above 25 deg F and there's no liquid from the sky, it's top down weather! | | |
| BlueShift1 | I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone. --Tommy Cooper | | |
| BlueShift1 | "Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial" --Sydney Biddle Barrows | | |
| BlueShift1 | Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate. - Bumper Sticker | | |
| BlueShift1 | Asphalt. The Stuff Playgrounds are Made Of. --www.midsouthspyders.com web site | | |
| BlueShift1 | Sarcasm is just another service we offer. | | |
| BlueShift1 | First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. --George Burns | | |
| BlueShift1 | Happiness is not around the corner, happiness IS the corner. | | |
| BlueShift1 | Start every day with a smile and get it over with. --WC Fields | | |
| James | Did you hear about the 2 antennas that met on a roof and got married? The wedding wasn't much but the reception was excellent. | | |
| Dianna | The ones who say it cannot be done should never interrupt the ones who are doing it. | | |
| BlueShift1 | There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't. | | |
| Dianna | You see things and say “Why?” But I dream things that never were; and I say “Why not?” (Thomas Edison) | | |
| Dianna | If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius --Larry Leissner | | |
| Dianna | "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... It's about learning to dance in the rain." | | |
| Calaway530I | "It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself." | | |
| BlueShift1 | If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. | | |
| BlueShift1 | Just do it! | | |
| Zmeister | Leadership is not beating people over the head. That's called assault---Dwight D. Eisenhower | | |
| Zmeister | The heart of the discerning acquires knowledge; the ears of the wise seek it out--Proverbs 18:15 | | |
| m3mike98 | When you don't where you're going, any road will get you there-- unknown | | |
| ornurse43 | "The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy-give one and take ten." Mark Twain | | |
| Calaway530I | The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. Albert Einstein | | |
| BlueShift1 | I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix . - Dan Quayle | | |
| BlueShift1 | Dedication. My job is secure. No one else will do this crap. --Unknown | | |
| BlueShift1 | Focus. Is it 5:00 yet? -- unknown | | |
| BlueShift1 | Attitude. Keep Smiling. The weekend is coming. --unknown | | |
